One husband was so fed up with his wife making excuses to not have sex with him, he sent her a spreadsheet detailing all her reasons — according to Reddit.
“My husband [M26] sent me [F26] an immature, inflammatory email as I was driving to the airport for a 10-day work trip,” the woman posted under the relationships subreddit. “Now he has cut contact.”
The woman admits that their sex life has cooled down over the last few months. “…But isn’t that allowed?” she wrote. “We are adults leading busy, stressful lives. I cook for him, I do his laundry, I keep our house clean and tidy.”
From June 3 to July 16, the woman’s husband initiated sex everyday and succeeded three times, according to the passive aggressive spreadsheet.
“I just came back from the gym, I feel gross,” one cell on the document reads. “Didn’t shower until the next morning” is written in parenthesis next to the excuse.
“I’m watching the show (Friends re-run),” another line reads.
“It’s not like our sex life was going to be this way FOREVER, it was a temporary slow-down due to extenuating circumstances,” the woman wrote.
The post garnered hundreds of comments, some in support of the husband and others in support of the wife.