Lionel for mayor

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I am a native New Yorker born elsewhere and not one candidate even comes close to approximating the issues that concern me.
What are they? I’m glad you asked. First, if I were elected mayor, I would immediately mandate that everyone must walk in the direction of their face to avoid people walking along sidewalks smack dab into you.

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