(CNN) – Only a handful of people will leave with awards.
But no one walks away empty handed, thanks to a swag bag filled with vacations, spa treatments and luxury goods worth more than $80,000.That’s a lot more than last year’s bag, which was worth $55,000.
Here’s a look at some of this year’s lavish giveaways.
(1) Hair Transplant System: VALUE – $16,000
Red carpets require stars to look their best, head to toe. But what about those who are follically challenged? Lucky for them, the swag bag includes a robotic hair transplant system treatment.
(2) Pet Electrolyte Therapy: VALUE – $1,571
Life as a celebrity pet is tough, jetting from one set to another or being jostled around in a Louis Vuitton bag. Furry friends of nominees can avail of electrolyte therapy, in the form of supplements and sprays, to help improve their quality of life.
(3) The O-Shot: VALUE – $2,700
A procedure aimed at enhancing sexual response and increasing libido made its way into the swag bag. We would go into more detail, but it would make our grandmothers blush. We’ll let Jennifer Lawrence explain.
(4) Vacations, Vacations, Vacations: VALUE – $27,500 (combined)
How does a 5-night stay in a two-bedroom villa in Kauai sound? Or a 2,500 square-foot suite in Mexico? A two-day ride on an overnight Rocky Mountaineer train through Western Canada, or a $15,000 walking tour of Japan? That’s what nominees will be walking away with this year.
(5) His & Hers Mace set: VALUE – $120
Nominees will never have to yell, “Where’s my security team again,” thanks to this set of Mace Pepper Guns. It comes in hot pink for her and camouflage for him.
(6) Luxury Leather iPhone Case: VALUE – $230
Rubber and plastic iPhone cases scream D-list, which is why Oscar nominees are being gifted these iPhone cases crafted from French and Italian leather. Made by Vetvik, the cases are worth about what an iPhone 5 with a contract retails for.
(7) Krystal Klear Water Filtration: VALUE – $2,700
Thirsty? Nominees are getting a whole house water filtration system this year.
(8) $10,000 Pet Meals: VALUE – $6,100
The swag bag will also have a $10,000 meal donation of Ellen DeGeneres’ natural pet food, Halo Spot’s Stew. Nominees will be able to donate the meals to an animal shelter of their choice.
(9) Home Spa System: VALUE – $2,560
Let’s face it: Between press tours, dress fittings and exhausting exercise regimes, awards season is stressful. Nominees can de-stress with a customizable collection of spa amenities for their showers, including steam and aromatherapy, while listening to tunes on their wireless shower audio.
(10) Hydroxycut: VALUE – $39
You can never be too famous, too rich or too skinny, as the Hollywood saying goes. This year’s swag bag helps with at least one of those. Stars will get Hydroxycut gummies, protein bars and shakes.