Royal baby, big deal – Larry Mendte

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Oh my god, he is adorable!  Did you hear they named him George?  Give me a break.

Baby George, though no fault of his own, is heir to privilege but absolutely no power.  He is the latest in a lineage that is thick with oppression and ruthlessness.  Did we forget that England tried to take over the world?  Did we forget that we fought a bloody revolution in this country so we wouldn’t have to care about the royal family?  Remember we sent the assemblage of another famous George packing.

So why do so many in this country fawn over this baby like it is a family member?

I just wish when Prince what’s his name cut the cord, we could have cut the cord to merry ol’ England.