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Pretzel bag narrows search for twisted child predator

The Homeland Security investigation team is on the hunt for a disgusting pedophile.

They say the guy that appears in recently released photographs filmed himself having sex with a little girl and posted the videos online.

But the problem is: they don’t know who he is.

They studied every aspect of his bedroom and determined that he is an American, because the pretzels in the background are only sold in the United States.

They also know he plays guitar but that’s where the trail runs cold.

If you have any information that will help in identifying him, you are urged to call police.


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